New Blog

I’ve decided to change my blog. I’ve made a new one at http://icouldntthinkofabetterdomainname.wordpress.com . You should check it out.

Jelly Doughnuts

If you have looked at the “What the heck do I have to do with anything?!” page, you will see I made a running gag about a Jelly Doughnut. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE JELLY DOUGHNUT JOKE (SINCE MANY OF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT) KEEP IT IN YOUR HEADS!!! Seriously! You don’t need to tell me “I’m not sure you’re being truthful.” or anything like that! I’m positive that I’m not a Jelly Doughnut! That has been this public service announcement.

~Josh

Summer!

Now that I FINALLY don’t have to worry about school, I can actually do something interesting! Camps, and music, and stuff awaits me in the summer of 2010. I just don’t wanna be stuck doin crappy stuff. I hope I’m not doin crappy stuff…

~Josh

Hello… Good-Bye… GRAWH!!!

School is letting out and I feel like I’m letting blood! It’s just annoying, though I mannaged to squirm myslef out of doing my English Essay Final! I’m EXTREMELY happy about that. Sigh, I wish I was Jamacian, that way I wouldn’t understand English language and would be required to work less. I also wanna be an awesome Reggae singer person! Haha craziness…

~Josh

I’m Magic

~Josh

Josh dislikes English Class

There are two things that this post can lead up to. The first is that English is screwing with my head. The second is that I hate the new format of facebook. Both things are extremely true.

The facebook thing will be easier to talk about first. It just was annoying to wake up one morning, go on facebook and see that they had changed the way it looked and the way that I used it. The complete formatting was different and I just hated it. Now they are changing it more often in small ways “For the better” or some other stupid reason like that. If they want to change it “For the better”, change it back to the way it was before those gooseheads got their grubby little hands on it!

And DON’T get me started on English class. I had loved it all year, though, it was pretty strange. And I do like my teachers, but I hated the last project that gave me hell on Earth. I had to write a Sci-Fi story and it had to be “Eight pages long with at least 3 pictures, double spaced” blah blah blah blargh. It really just killed me to write it. I died. On the inside. Just died. It’s extremely sad.

If you want to read the story I wrote, I’ll post the story up here for your “Viewing Pleasure”.

Josh

P.S. – JAMACIANS RULE!!!!!!

P.S.S. – I am not Jamacian, I just like Jamacians.

Breeng Eet Een Closah Maaahhhnn!

I just love Jamacian people. With their accents and their Dreadlocks, they will someday rule the world. It will be a peaceful take-over including many brainwashes with brain-washing-dreadlock-braids. Once this happens, the world will be an amazing place full of steel drums and dreadlocks and Jamacian accents. I just had to post this. I don’t know why I did, but I just did.

On a side note, a really funny website is http://survivingtheworld.net/. This is a webcomic done in pictures and it is extremely funny. This comic explains in a very funny way the world and basically life. I bet you will all like it. Start reading it from the begining, not the end.

On another side note, (not being racist… but) if you have a friend who is black or are black, try imagining them or yourself with long, flowing, blonde hair. It’s creepy, but really funny at the same time.

Sorry for the extremely lame title, but hey, if you were trying to write this post in 10 minutes, you would have done some stupid name too!

~Josh

Break… My Leg

*Sigh* So here I am. On spring break. With my grandmother visiting. Not exactly how I wanted to spend my break. Oh well.

~Josh

BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* Over-dramatic, I know, but why not be when you’re a geekoid like me? Little rhyme there, and if you didn’t catch it, YOU’RE A NUB!

Anyhow, me and my friend Matt are writing a book. “What kind of book?” you ask? How does Zombie-Horror-Comedy-Romance sound? That’s what it’s about! I’ll put up the first 2 chapters on a new page in case you want to read it. By the way, if you tell anyone YOU wrote this story, I will chop off your neck and feed you to my Evil Canadian Jackal Warriors. Or the RCMP for short. A little bit of Canadian humor there. And I’m sorry if I offended you if you’re Canadian.

Now, if you enjoy it, show your friends! Tell people! Spread the “love”, or paper print. So, if you enjoy it, tell your friends to visit this blog right here and enjoy the story themselves.

If you’re a guy and reading this, never EVER tell people this if you’re joking around with your girlfriend while you’re texting/chatting with them:

“Oh, I’m not doing anything. I’m just f*cking with my girlfriend.”

If you say that, you’re in a huge pile of crap. Another thing is… The greatest pick-up line in the world:

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pizza. Let’s f*ck.”

Wasn’t that beautiful? Haha. Yes, I cursed. I’m sorry, but it was in the name of A) boredom and 2) good humor. That’s about it.

~Josh

Mary Had A Little Snow… Or A Lot Of It.

Randomness with the title, but remember, I’m trying to make this blog interesting for you.

Snow, snow, snow, and MORE snow! I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually getting tired of the stuff! Let’s see, this snow fall: Blasted the record for highest snowfall, generaly annoied me, and drove the Northeast U.S. into panic. Not very good, Mr. Obama. See what your dandruff causes?

Does Obama even have dandruff?

~Josh