What The Heck Do I Have To Do With Anything?!?!?!

Also known as, “Who I Am”. I’m no rocket scientist. I’m not a biologist, nazi, massage therapist, nor am I a jelly doughnut. I am just a person, here to explain wonders, woes, suspicions, and my life with you. Not all of my life, but you may know me as Jep, Jepotle, Jeopardy, but now I’m Josh. I have no plans to assume my original pseudonym, nor do I have any plans of becoming a jelly doughnut. If it’s news that you want, get out. If you’re here for nude pics of teenagers, I may just report you. But if you’re here to read some stories, learn about people in general, and kick some a**, then by all means, stay. (If you’re interested in eating a jelly doughnut, go buy one. I have no jelly doughnuts for you.) Please, do take care in not revaling any personal information on here. This means no pictures, no videos, no names, no nude pics, no pictures of your tonsils (like we would want to see them), and PLEASE no violence, perversion, or rudeness. I am not your mommy or your daddy. I can’t tell you what not to do, but please for my sake, your’s, and the rest of the free world’s, please follow these rules. I’m glad you’re actually reading this really long list of rules and crap about me that you really didn’t have to read, but if you’re reading, you might as well keep doin it.

About me: I’m just fun to be around, or so I’m told. I wrestle, play piano, tuba, trombone, and I sing. I’ve been involved in the Boy Scouts Of America since I was 7, so about half my life by now. I enjoy video games, listening to music, and messin’ around with my bros. I believe that’s all you need to know.

Thanks for listening/reading this incredibly long notice thing.

~Josh